Why did God create Eve? Here are the Top Ten reasons.

#10. God was worried that Adam would become lost in the Garden because he was too proud to ask for directions.

#9. God knew that one day Adam would need someone to find his remote / keys / glasses for him.

#8. God knew that Adam would never buy himself a new fig leaf, or even know his size.

#7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor / dentist / haircut appointment for himself.

#6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to set out the garbage.

#5. God knew that men would never be able to bear the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

#4. God knew that Adam might need some help talking to the teenage kids about difficult topics, like relationships.

#3. Adam would need someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the Garden (tee! hee!)

#2. The Bible says “It is not good for man to be alone”, and the Bible is usually right about these things.

And, finally, the number one reason that God created Eve:

#1. When God created Adam, he stepped back, took a long look, and said “By golly, I think I can do better than THAT!” (Haha!) – – – Fr. Jim (with help from Deacon Tom Sheridan)